Post by aku on Jul 1, 2010 18:39:07 GMT -5
WHAT AKU HAS TO SAY:
Considering, that I'm going to be active for a while, I figured it be ok if I made a little thread souly on what I have to say, it will be random this is for sure, but I was bored, and I just wanted to be a little vain for this glorious day. Behold this is my Thread! And within this thread will by my voiced out opinions on movies, things that annoy the living crap out of me, and just plain old random stuff, after all this is a sign of how bored I can really get .
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!!WARNING WARNING!!
If you're sensitive at reading useless info, cringe at the sight of vulgar language, cry like a pansy at peoples' honesty and bluntness and straight forwardness, conform with peoples' useless beliefs and reject anyone elses open-mindedness, has a none existant sense of humour, illiterate and can't read between the lines, just leave this journal alone! turn around, go eat shit and leave this pretty thread ALONE, we don't need your useless pleas at how vulgar and how unfriendly this thread is, because personally I don't give two f*cks about what you want. As stated previously this Thread may contain vulgar language, obscure humour, and just plain ridiculousness but this is WHAT AKU HAS TO SAY after all does it really matter? Enjoy
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Greetings hello, welcome...
Keep in mind, what I write here is useless facts, and what my beliefs conceal around, don't judge me, think of me as Awesome. Remember can't start Awesome without the letter A, and anything A related means AKU! and Anger...and...Alluring...and anything else that begins with the beautiful letter A, even the alphabet begins with A .
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!!Useless Highlights of my life!!
-->I'm engaged as of last May 21st
-->I'm active again
-->I've started a Youtube Chanel: xjustsayingx that's me :3
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*Facts about Aku (the person vs the character)
Li (which is the real Aku) | Aku (which is the character I play) |
->Has Black Hair ->Lives on Earth ->Stands at about 5'11" | ->Has Blond Hair ->Stands at about 5'6", and often times described about 6' ->Was born and raised in the underworld |
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VENT OF THE WEEK
smelling bad in busses
We all know Toronto is a big city, (for those who don't Toronto, is stationed in Ontario Canada, and is the capital of its province, pretty huge city I must say) and like every big city there are so many possible sources we can rely on to travel around the area. You're own vehicle, taxis, and the transit system...yes that includes the subway. There are so many people so many places to be. I on the other hand rely on the most important system of the t-dot area, and that being the transit system, its fast, easy to use, simple to understand, and my type of cheap waste of money to getting around where I need to be. These buses are usually surrounded by loud, obnoxious, blobs of flesh that also need to travel from place to place, and care little about those that surround them other then themselves, but hey I love these people...the one thing I hate the most while traveling within this rectangular cube around Toronto is the people that steam with the stench of man sweat and you being the unfortunate one to endure this foul smelling person beside you. The thing that disgust me the most is the fact that half the time these people don't care they smell like sour milk and acts like a person who seems life is going as happily as ever without the care that there's an odor of rotting eggs and fish that's been bathing in the sun for hours steaming off his pits and here I am (and I'm sure many of us that's used the system might have experienced this feeling before) is trapped between a wall in a stench demon sitting beside me for most of the ride, I despise that the most about or beloved transit system, it should be illegal to smell bad, and people should have more dignity when it comes to themselves especially when it comes to body odor its not like we can carry a random can of refreshener to spray them with, might as well start doing that...after all smelling bad is disgusting and as stated previously before, it should be illegal, especially while traveling in a street car/subway/transit bus! WEAR DEODORANT PEOPLE!
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RATE OR HATE
((WARNING SPOILER))
MOVIE: MAX PAYNE
GENRE: ACTION
RATING: HALF STAR (YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE A STAR MAX PAYNE THE MOVIE)
If there is one word I could use to describe this film it would be… AWFUL! Max Payne is one of the most boring movies I have seen all year. I could have swore they marketed this movie as a bad ass action flick! There was nothing bad ass about it. All the best parts of the movie were in the trailer for cryin out loud! Do you remember that scene from the trailer, where Max is running through the glass hallway as he is being shot at? That is the only action sequence in the whole damn movie and that was the full sequence! The rest of the movie is watching gloomy depressed Max Payne trying to find out who killed his wife, but even that storyline is executed so poorly. There is nothing interesting about it. The characters are incredibly flat. Everyone is monotone. There is no weight or emotional depth. The dialogue could have been written by a kid in Jr. high. I have seen shit on the Disney channel that has better writing and acting. I couldn’t believe the dialogue that was written for these characters. It was so uninteresting and bad. The main problem for this movie was it’s sorry ass script, written by the same guy that directed it, John Moore. I am shocked that this movie was so bad. I was really looking forward to it! I at least thought it would be a fun popcorn flick. It’s not even that! It’s not fun at all! The movie runs about an hour and forty minutes and I couldn’t wait for it to end. They have this villain in the film Jack played by Prison Breaks Amaury Nolasco. This is one of the weakest villains in the history of film. He just stands around on rooftops with a machete and goofy grin on his face the whole time. They build up the hype of this character so much in the movie that you think there is going to be some really crazy throw down fight at the end. When the final confrontation with this guy happens… wait, I don’t know if I would even call it a confrontation, it just kind of fizzles into a very weak conclusion. Mark Wahlberg sucked as Max Payne. It wasn’t much better than his performance in ‘The Happening’. Mila Kunis (from that 70s show) was hot as Mona Sax but sucked. Ludacris played Jim Bravura but he didn’t do that well either. The best actor in the movie was Beau Bridges as BB Hensley, he was the only non monotone guy in the cast. And Chris O’Donnell did a good job getting punched in the face repeatedly.Visually the movie looked good. The tone and style was good. The lighting snow, embers and demons were all pretty cool, but it does not save the movie from "being a voile od projectiled vomit that was spued out by director John Moore" as quoted by Shadd. He tried to be cool with slow motion, but it was not cool at all. There was one slow motion shot which is in the preview where Max jumps backwards with a shotgun and starts shooting. This is one of the longest most uninteresting slow motion shots ever. Look. ‘Max Payne’ sucked ass. Don’t waste your money or your time. I implore you, go see something else. Wait for it to come out on DVD. This movie should have been better. It had the potential to be better but that brought in a director that didn’t know what the hell he was doing. John Moore has joined the ranks of Brett Ratner. If you want to see a good Max Payne story then go out and play the video games. It was much better than this movie. I have to say this review of Max Payne is more like a rant. Whatever you decide to see as long as it isn’t Max Payne you’ll enjoy your time at the movies.
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PRANDOM
USELESS FACT OF THE WEEK: "A box of chocolate is the same biochemically as sex"
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "If I'm so wonderful then why am I so misunderstood?"~MSI-Kill The Rock.
WORD OF THE WEEK: Rant; Verb; "A rant is an angry passionate speech."
COLOR OF THE WEEK: Red [For the anger I feel about stinky people and the anger I'm suffering about Max Payne.]
SONG OF THE WEEK: Passive-A Perfect Circle